a lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. as
she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. already at the end
of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so
he tried to flatter her: "an excellent choice, madam. you look at
least ten years younger with this hat on!" to his dismay, the lady
took off her hat at once and said: "i don’t want a hat that makes me
look ten years older as soon as i take it off. show me some more
hats!"
(5) not long after an old chinese
woman came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the states, she went
to a city bank to deposit the us dollars her daughter gave her. at the bank
counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. it
made the old lady out of patience.
at last she could not hold any more,
uttering. "trust me, sir, and trust the money. they are real us
dollars. they are directly from america."
(3)she kindled a third match. again
shot up the flame; and now she
was sitting under a most beautiful christmas tree ,far larger, and far more
prettily decked out, than the one she had seen last christ(请勿抄袭91考试网网:WwW.91exam.org)mas eve through the glass doors of the rich
merchant’s house. hundreds of wax-tapers lighted up the green branches, and
tiny painted figures, such as she had seen in the shop-windows, looked down
from the tree upon her. the child stretched out her hands towards them in
delight, and in that moment the lights of the match warm quenched; still, however, the christmas
candles burned higher and higher, she beheld them beaming like stars in heaven; one of them fell, the lights
streaming behind it like a long, fiery tail.
“now some one is
dying,” said the little girl, softly, for she had been told by her
old grandmother, the only
person who had ever been kind to her, and who was now dead that whenever a star
falls an immortal spirit returns to the god who gave it.
she struck yet another match against the
wall; it flamed
up, and surrounded by its light, appeared before her that same dear
grandmother, gentle and loving as always, but bright and happy as she had never
looked during her lifetime.
the six-year-old john was terribly spoiled
. his father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. he hardly left her side.
and when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. then
came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother’s loving
arms. when he came home from school his grandma met him at the
door."was school all right?" she asked, "did you get
along all right? did you cry?""cry?" john asked.
"no, i didn’t cry, but the teacher did!"
two pals are sitting in a pub watching the
eleven-’clock news.a reporter comes on about a man threatening to jump from the
20th floor of a downtown building.one friend turns to the other and says,’i’ll
bet you ten bucks the guy doesn’t jump.’
‘it’s a bet,’ agrees his buddy.
a few minutes later, the man on the ledge
jumps,so the loser hands his pal a $10 bill.’i can’t take your money,’his
friend admits.’i saw him jump earlier on the six-o’clock news.’
‘me,too,’says the other buddy.’but i didn’t
think he’d do it again.
(6)julie was saying her bedtime
prayers. "please god," she said, "make naples the
capital of italy. make naples the capital of italy."
her mother interrupted and said.
"julie, why do you want god to make naples the capital of
italy?"
and julie replied, "because that’s
what i put in my geography exam!"
"are we poisonous?" the
young snake asked his mother.
"yes, dear," she replied
- "why do you ask?"
"cause i’ve just bitten my tongue!
"
notes:
1 poisonous adj.有毒的
2 cause i’ve just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。句中 cause 是 because 的缩略形式。
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
(9)a woman who fell
it was rush hour and i was dashing to a
train in new york city’s grand central terminal - as i neared the gate, a
plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the
smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. her momentum carried her close to
my shoes. before i could help her, however, she had scrambled up. gaining her
composure, she winked at me and said, "do you always have beautiful
women failing at your feet?"
she kindled a third match. again shot up
the flame; and now she
was sitting under a most beautiful christmas tree ,far larger, and far more
prettily decked out, than the one she had seen last christmas eve through the
glass doors of the rich merchant’s house. hundreds of wax-tapers lighted up the
green branches, and tiny painted figures, such as she had seen in the
shop-windows, looked down from the tree upon her. the child stretched out her
hands towards them in delight, and in that moment the lights of the match warm
quenched; still,
however, the christmas candles burned higher and higher, she beheld them beaming like stars
in heaven; one of them
fell, the lights streaming behind it like a long, fiery tail.
“now some one is dying,” said the little
girl, softly, for she had been told by her old grandmother, the only person who had ever been
kind to her, and who was now dead that whenever a star falls an immortal spirit
returns to the god who gave it.
she struck yet another match against the
wall; it flamed
up, and surrounded by its light, appeared before her that same dear
grandmother, gentle and loving as always, but bright and happy as she had never
looked during her lifetime.
julie was saying her bedtime prayers.
"please god," she said, "make naples the capital of
italy. make naples the capital of italy."
her mother interrupted and said.
"julie, why do you want god to make naples the capital of
italy?"
and julie replied, "because that’s
what i put in my geography exam!"
朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“上帝,求求你,”她说,“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”
妈妈打断她的话说:“朱莉叶,为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”
朱莉叶回答道:“因为我在地理考卷上是这样写的。”
第四篇:小学生英语故事演讲稿8
小学生英语故事演讲稿8
i’ve just bitten my tongue
"are we poisonous?" the
young snake asked his mother.
"yes, dear," she replied
- "why do you ask?"
"cause i’ve just bitten my tongue!
"
notes:
1 poisonous adj.有毒的
2 cause i’ve just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。缩略形式。
我刚咬破自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
句中 cause 是 because 的
第五篇:小学生英语故事演讲稿4
小学生英语故事演讲稿4
but the teacher cried
the six-year-old john was terribly spoiled
. his father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. he hardly left her side.
and when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. then
came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother’s loving
arms. when he came home from school his grandma met him at the
door."was school all right?" she asked, "did you get
along all right? did you cry?""cry?" john asked.
"no, i didn’t cry, but the teacher did!"